Don't you turn your cotton tail on me. Look what you did to my zucchini blossoms!
I get that you need to eat too, but there is clover all over our damn lawn. Yes my garden has delicious vegetables, but until you help me weed and water this bitch, they are MINE!!
You know what I hear is delicious too? Rabbit stew. Mmmm mmmm mmm ... freshly killed bunnies.
You're an asshole, bunny.