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Thursday, June 16, 2011

Paging Mr. Fudd

I see you, you little fucker.  You think it's funny to hang out in my garden, eating cabbages and such, and then when I catch you you just freeze and hope that I mistake you for a bunny statue?
 Don't you turn your cotton tail on me.  Look what you did to my zucchini blossoms!
 
I get that you need to eat too, but there is clover all over our damn lawn.  Yes my garden has delicious vegetables, but until you help me weed and water this bitch, they are MINE!!
 You know what I hear is delicious too?  Rabbit stew.  Mmmm mmmm mmm ... freshly killed bunnies.
 You're an asshole, bunny. 


Posted by Lydia at 6:36 AM
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6 comments:

  1. Magaly GuerreroJune 16, 2011 at 6:40 AM

    You made me laugh so loud. I picture you behind a window, looking at the bunny through a riffle scope lol

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  2. Dreaming of JeanieJune 16, 2011 at 6:48 AM

    Time to purchase a BB gun! Damn rabbits.

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  3. AnonymousJune 16, 2011 at 7:46 AM

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! You're killing me! If you hurt that rabbit I'm gonna put a cap in your ass!

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  4. LydiaJune 16, 2011 at 7:52 AM

    Be vewwwwy quiet ... I'm hunting wabbits ... ;-)

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  5. Urban EarthwormJune 16, 2011 at 11:32 AM

    Bunnies ARE delicious!

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  6. AnonymousJune 17, 2011 at 5:11 PM

    LMAO! Oh Lydia, I know this is a tragic situation but your post is hilarious! I couldn't help but laugh.

    Have you tried the human and/or dog hair spread all over the garden? They hate the smell.

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